Universally Offensive

Kat Dennings saying Mjolnir is probably one of the best parts of the movies.

(Source: 5ummit, via thefrogman)

spiltsoymilk:

It’s Valentineees!

Awesome maddation asked if I could draw a valentines card for her and her girlfriend! It went a little overboard, though… Hope y’all like them
Have a pawsome day everyone

Oh yeah, and for you not-cat lovers, I made a dog one. 

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(via thefrogman)

Samus’ Heels in the new Smash Bros

Can we just talk about Samus’ new heels in the upcoming Smash Bros?

Can we talk about it for a second, about how fucking stupid they are? Heels are terrible for action, the only reason they exist is because some character designer thought she’d look sexier in them because she’s a girl and girls wear heels ooh, which is some fucking sexist, objectifying-ass bullshit right there. Samus is a woman of action, but in her most recent game she was belittled to a submissive, demure woman who took orders from that jackoff the writers seemed to be mary sue-ing their dom fantasies onto. Now these heels in the new smash bros. Give me a fucking break, Nintendo. Is there a petition I can sign? It worked for getting Dark Souls on PC, maybe it’ll get Samus out of her impractical footwear. Jet boots have fit into regular shoes since NES times, there’s no reason these had to be stilettos. Hell, give her combat boots for all I care. S’dumb. It’s just dumb.

Wine in golden gate park (at Golden Gate Park San Fransisco)

Wine in golden gate park (at Golden Gate Park San Fransisco)

That’s my favorite kind of cheese!!! (at Buttfart Center)

That’s my favorite kind of cheese!!! (at Buttfart Center)

Wait, is this movie about Liam Neeson’s penis?

Wait, is this movie about Liam Neeson’s penis?